It is I, The Peasant, here at last writing a blurb for the perusal of the general public. Oh truly 'tis a glorious day, when words typed by the very fingers of The Peasant himself do appear on the screen and become read by one other than he. Verily 'tis a time for rejoicing! Verily it is a moment for cheer! But in truth, all the sparrows do fly, and fly away they do.

So long sweet sparrows! Oh mournful, mournful time... mournful it is! Oh, and I do mourn for mourning is what is to be done.

But alas, no time for regrets! We must forge on my friend! Forge onwards into a new time, for the future is coming! Oh wait - there it goes... no, it is still coming! Oh, no, wait... it just became the past again... ha! But there is more future to come! You cannot foil me forever, Past! Some day I will defeat you and you will stop eating my future, stop dimming it with your incessant gorging. Leave my future alone! 'Tis bright! 'Tis marvelous! So full of potential! Not like you, oh past... perhaps that is why you crave it so, because you lay there, stagnant and spent, gazing longingly at all the potential you once had... envious of your youthful days. And as time passes, you grow stronger... while the future it weakens... Oh will the battle lines ever reverse themselves! Will the future ever again be given a chance for victory??

If I have anything to say about it, YES it will! We must DESTROY the past and return it to the future! That is the only way to defeat this solidifying sorrow, that is the only way to go back to how the universe once was.

Who is with me??? in this war of time, where all sides are drawn and the battle continues to rage unabated? Who dares to dream the impossible dream and chase it to the end?? We will reverse the flow, you can be guaranteed of that! Don't think you've won, Past, don't think you've won! We are mighty... we are so full of potential! We are the future!!! Or, I guess we WILL BE the future. Because the future hasn't happened yet... Or maybe WE WERE THE FUTURE? No! That's admitting defeat to the Past! WE WILL BE! There, place us squarely in what is to come.

WE WILL BE THE FUTURE! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS! UNLIMITED POTENTIAL IS AT OUR FINGERTIPS, AND THAT POTENTIAL WILL INCREASE!